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July 5, 2009

Moar frivolity!

Filed under: Diversions — Tamarind @ 1:16 pm

Inspired by Failure in Grey over at Two Nation Army, I proudly present (well, as proud as I can ever be at any of my cheapshots), for anybody unfortunate enough to be PUGing semi-regularly, Tardbingo.


Rules are pretty self-evident.ย  Anybody somebody says some variation on these catchphrases of moronism you can cross them out.ย  Five in a row wins prizes… or at least sympathy.



  1. I’ve had people beg me NOT to heal their pet before.

    Go figure that one out… >.>

    Comment by Pike — July 5, 2009 @ 3:50 pm | Reply

    • Huh…. that’s quite weird. Are they animals haters who have adopted the local fauna in order to see it getting beaten up in dungeons?

      Comment by Tamarind — July 6, 2009 @ 12:59 pm | Reply

  2. or my personal favorite: “rez my pet”

    Comment by Raes — July 5, 2009 @ 5:21 pm | Reply

    • /facepalm.

      Send them to a special hell.

      Comment by Tamarind — July 6, 2009 @ 1:00 pm | Reply

    • Okay to be honest it’s probably more mana efficient to have a rez capable class actually rez the pet. This allows for a quicker next pull.

      BUT…I’ve never asked for a pet rez. I’ve had my pet rezzed though. I do usually get annoyed when people start buffing before my pet is back though, but not enough to whine.

      When playing my other classes it amazes me how many pet classes don’t get their pets out before the buffs.

      Comment by For The Pie — July 9, 2009 @ 2:41 pm | Reply

      • I think you’re right – it’s the difference between doing it because you have the spare mana / time / are in a good mood and having somebody whine at you to either do it or complain when you don’t. I will quite happily rez, heal and buff pets when there’s nothing else going on and when I’m respect the player. When you’ve got a quality hunter in you group, of course you pay attention to the pet because that’s part of your DPS.

        But when you’re in the middle of a fight and you’re, y’know, trying to keep the tank alive and some unspeakable arseweasel is spamming party chat with “heal pet, heal pet, heal” well … gah!

        Generally people asking for rezzes bewilders me though. I mean, what do they think I’m going to do? Say no?

        Comment by Tamarind — July 9, 2009 @ 3:30 pm

  3. Brilliant! You could do a bg version too, with things like, “zomg wtf heals!”

    Comment by Sharon — July 5, 2009 @ 6:19 pm | Reply

    • Thank you and, hehe, yes ๐Ÿ™‚

      Comment by Tamarind — July 6, 2009 @ 1:01 pm | Reply

  4. Awesome ^_^ Makes me wish I had more bad PuGs just so I could try it out… We’ll see how my new server fares.

    Comment by Kiryn — July 5, 2009 @ 8:21 pm | Reply

    • I would not wish bad PUGs on anyone, despite the hilarity value.

      Good luck on your new server, by the way, I’m glad you’re coming back to WoW and I look forward to reading your adventures.

      Comment by Tamarind — July 6, 2009 @ 1:02 pm | Reply

  5. This is awesome. Although I seldom PuG (due to winning this very game a few times /sigh), but I know some guildies that could make further use of these new cards. *nodnod*

    They could even go for blackout and cover the entire thing in one PuG, I’m sure! ๐Ÿ˜›

    Comment by Syrana — July 5, 2009 @ 9:11 pm | Reply

    • Hehe, and thank you. I hope things get so bad I start either using it, or worse, winning but you never know.

      Really, there ought to be prizes for it … or achievements, maybe ๐Ÿ™‚

      Comment by Tamarind — July 6, 2009 @ 1:06 pm | Reply

  6. Outstanding. I feel like I should probably print off a stack.

    Comment by Twonationarmy — July 6, 2009 @ 4:34 am | Reply

    • Thank you. I’m hoping it might help keep me sane.

      Or not.

      Comment by Tamarind — July 6, 2009 @ 1:04 pm | Reply

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  8. GOLD!

    Comment by zupa — July 10, 2009 @ 7:15 am | Reply

  9. I’ve heard them all except the ‘Heal pets plz,’ and I get all enchants. On my healerโ€™s pets, always get some loving.

    I did run Maraudon with my gnome Warlock where a mage was needing on plate because he needed it for his enchanting. Well he stopped that quickly, after another mage jumped all over him for being overly greedy.

    I’m in great guilds with my Horde and Alliance toons, but I still love to PUG so I’ve seen it all although thankfully the majority of the PUGs I’ve been in have been very nice.

    Recently, I did get the Heals plz on my lowbie priest. We were in Scarlet Monastery, and the hunter decided to let his cat ‘tank’ a group of mobs naturally that was very painful and the catโ€™s growl aggroed other mobs. I would like to point out that the rest of us (Kitty dps, Feral tank, Elemental Shaman, nd my Draenei Holy Priest) were all recovering from a boneheaded pull he had made a few seconds before. No one died, thank goodness for Prayer of Healing, and putting Desperate prayer on myself as I sat there drinking to get my mana back up I get the ‘Heals plz lolz’ from the Hunter. The group leader, kitty Druid kicked him from the group. She had told me moments before that he was annoying her, mainly because of all the boneheaded things he was doing.

    I’ve gotten the Rez please a few times with my 80 Blood Elf priest, interestingly enough the ones howling for the Rez have been the ones who got themselves dead. I’ll rez people, sure but I need mana to do that. I don’t tell people to ‘dps please’ so why tell me to heal or rez? I’ve been healing you right, so be patient. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    uhm, I think I ranted a bit ๐Ÿ˜‰ I’m all better now.

    Comment by Deimonia — July 11, 2009 @ 10:25 pm | Reply

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